THIS POST IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS ADVICE.THESE ARE TRUE STORIES.
- I have worked all day in the garden growing beautiful organic produce only to come in and feed my kids cereal for dinner.
- I have been snooty about chemical bug spray… and used a can of raid on a wasp nest
- I have ran out of chicken feed and fed them bread for dinner
- My kids have learned sex ed from livestock
- I have given away produce like a saint…. because secretly I just don’t want to can it
- I am terrified of mice and snakes
- I hardly ever make scrambled eggs, even though we get beautiful eggs everyday. (my kids hate them and they wore me down with the eewww gross!)
- I would much rather clean out a chicken coop than clean my house
- I spend more on animal feed than I will actually confess to
- I tell every baby animal THEY are my favorite