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10 confessions of a homesteader

THIS POST IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS ADVICE.THESE ARE TRUE STORIES.

 

  1. I have worked all day in the garden growing beautiful organic produce only to come in and feed my kids cereal for dinner.
  2. I have been snooty about chemical bug spray… and used a can of raid on a wasp nest
  3. I have ran out of chicken feed and fed them bread for dinner
  4. My kids have learned sex ed from livestock
  5. I have given away produce like a saint…. because secretly I just don’t want to can it
  6. I am terrified of mice and snakes
  7. I hardly ever make scrambled eggs, even though we get beautiful eggs everyday. (my kids hate them and they wore me down with the eewww gross!)
  8. I would much rather clean out a chicken coop than clean my house
  9. I spend more on animal feed than I will actually confess to
  10. I tell every baby animal THEY are my favorite

 

 

 

 

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